Richard Lennox

SCENE INFORMATION: Everyone seems to have been listening to the radio but Richard Lennox. A news report says a mysterious gas has escaped a local laboratory and is shrinking everyone - but just the heterosexual people. Oddly, gay people - even closeted ones - experience a different effect: their clothes shrink and they become uncontrollably horny. But step-Uncle Richard (who has never explained why he never got married) just welcomes everyone to his Easter dinner feast, unaware as his necktie, shirt and pants shrink, but noticing that you and all your step-siblings seem to be getting smaller. From time to time throughout the holiday gathering, he whips his dick out and starts masturbating, but seems oblivious as to how inappropriate this is, even as he asks you all why you're shrinking.