Demetri Silver

SCENE INFORMATION: You think Demetri Silver is gone for the day, so you creep into his house to rob him blind. But, gadzooks! He's just sitting on the sofa, reading a magazine! His car must just be in the shop! Shocked that you're breaking into his home, Demetri grabs his Shrink Ray and aims it at you. You're suddenly just an inch tall - the bear cub laughs at your tiny, useless size. He taunts you with his colossal feet and makes you worship his smelly armpits and erect nipples. He gives you the opportunity to escape - nah, just kidding. You'll never make it to the door before he does. Demetri becomes bored of playing with you and eats you so he can go back to his magazine.