Dimitri Ivanov, Johnny Mercy

SCENE INFORMATION: Your boyfriend, Dimitri Ivanov, and your step-brother, Johnny Mercy, have something to tell you: You're a fucking loser. They've been seeing each other behind your back, and it's time to rip the band-aid off: You're history, pal. Dimitri says Johnny is ten times the man you are. And to prove it, Johnny uses the Shrinking App he downloaded on his iPhone to shrink you down to tiny size. They have a lot of pent up frustrations with you that they want to express. So they kick you around with their bare feet and threaten to crush you under them. Then, they teabag you - their testicles are bigger than you now! And since you're always up their asses about something, maybe you could crawl in? They double moon you, and the giant stench is overwhelming. Maybe they should just eat you and put you out of their misery. Then have Date Night together!